Um, I'm a mom... generally confused, tired and wondering what's next... ya feel me? Then follow me. Let's go on a journey of insanity together.
If you feel a bit of that yourself, let's be friends. I don't have many because I'm throwing away TODDLER'S poopie underwear or pondering life for 10 seconds before being called into the next room to turn on a DVD or retrieve something from the toilet.
Let’s Face It…
Let’s Face It, there are 3 great things about showers…
1. The clean crevasses
2. A sense of refreshing and the soap smell
3. Wet and crazy hair (THIS is the greatest of these three things).
When you get crazy, fresh outta the towel hair, it’s necessary to create a game that truly embraces the odd “dew”…
Kiddo: Okay, on the count of three, I’m gonna make a weirdo face and say, “Der”
Momma: I’m all over it… let’s do this
Kiddo: Okay, “One, two, three… ‘DER’”
Let’s try this again…
“ONE, TWO THREE… ‘DER’”
Okay, okay… one more
“One, Two, Three… ‘DER’”
I happen to enjoy this last one… it’s so “botox”.
(CHUCKLE)
If I were to create a book of 100 reasons to pro-create, this whole scenario easily falls at a #5.
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