January 1st, 2012 at 3:58PM

Here’s to you, 2011.

2011 was a wild ride, folks. Here are some highlights:

Hubs and Kid traveled out of the US to join an elite group of ninja warriors.

Upon returning, Kid took shape as a man spider, creeping our walls and ceilings on a daily basis. It was weird, but after a little getting used to, we began to appreciate his ability to transport us through downtown rush-hour on a single web.

*Note how relaxed I appear as I bag groceries in my living room.

SUMMER…

I fell into a watering hole and the world was quickly reminded of the 1986 tragedy of Baby Jessica’s backyard Well Fall.


Later in the year I volunteered at a local Head Start Program and some kid attached a rare venomous insect to my cheek during a moment of sandbox play. Despite the strange odor that comes from my gaping face hole, I will use the profits from the lawsuit I file against this little turd, to alter my appearance completely and clinch a role in the 2013 X-Men film. 

THEN…

this happened

http://www.iloveyoudisgusting.com/post/12537936848/the-mombie

And as if that wasn’t enough…

This guy stalked me for a while by sitting in my front yard at night until we realized that he was actually my brother and invited him to come in for Turkey dinner. It was awkwardly frightening and heartwarming. 

Finally, to end the year with a grand finale in Pro/Con form…. (Drum-roll)…

PRO- The Hub grew a pretty rad barbell mustache and made a YouTube Video that truly represented his new found personality.

CON- The Hub grew a barbell mustache.

(YouTube Sensation, below):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLdnzry1bOc&context=C3df6264ADOEgsToPDskJPsLLkrX0oi_3ReX3SCCPj

SHAZAM, 2011… SHA… ZAAAAAM!

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